Weird Dreams
My dreams during pregnancy are the most psychedelic thing I have ever experienced. Some of them just need to be documented for posterity. Here are a few doozies... I'm on a battleship. I have to pee. The battleship has 26 port-a-potties. Each one has a warrior specially trained to fight zombies chained up within it. Most of the port-a-potties are full to capacity or are in disrepair. I run from one to the other looking for a clean one. One of them is guarded by a zombie warrior who values cleanliness, she's actually someone I went to elementary school with. However, she values it to such a point that she is a germaphobe and won't allow others to use it. I have to barter with her until I am allowed in... I wake up with a strong urge to go to the bathroom. I give birth to a baby who disappears below my navel and resurfaces as a fully-grown bearded man. He is interested in breastfeeding. I deny him and quick...